Ah the (likely) last week of the regular fantasy playoffs.1 So many teams gruesomely fighting for oh so few spots. How do you push through to the promised land? By taking advice from a non-qualified expert on fantasy is how!2
Marry: Nate Burleson
He pizza’d when he should have french fry’d. But now he is back and ready to make children cry at his and Calvin’s combined glory. I’m a Packers fan and this Thanksgiving may be rough. But when you’re the #deuce wide-out in a pass-happy offense against meh teams, you get a start in my book. Grab him if he’s still on your wire.
Bang: Josh McCown
In his time filling in for Cutler, he’s done admirably, even borderline really good. Top-10 play every week? No. This week, against the Vikings? Oh goodness yes. Stream him if you need help at QB.
Kill: All the rest of the Texans.
I called for a death of their passing game way back, and banged Keenum once, but things just look even worse for the whole of this team. Their passing game is rough, and Tate can only do so much when they play from behind. No one on this team is match-up proof anymore, dare I say it even Andre. Get out while you can (if you can), and otherwise pray for Texas.3
Week 11 MBK:
M: Donald Brown- Mixed bag of epic and awful
Foles – Purtty good
B: Keenum – Meh
K: Bell – So so